an april fool

for april fools, i called my manager and told him i quit. except it wasn't a holiday joke.

this year, the only joke i pulled was on myself:
to think that i could last so long in such a seedy place without ever being a little influenced by it.
the moment i realized i was letting it change me in the slightest way, i called in to say they'd never see me again.
and that was the end.